Meat Wave

I was honestly intimidated by the nearly three pounds, but the silicone has just enough give that it's never painful, just incredibly full. Warm it up first and the whole experience is on another level.

The silicone feels dense and luxurious, and that nearly three-pound heft makes it feel like a serious investment in my collection. It's discontinued, so I'm glad I grabbed one while I could — the curve and weight together are exactly what I wanted for a challenging session.

That weight is no joke — nearly three pounds of ultra-premium silicone and it definitely lives up to the name. The density gives it a satisfying firmness that still has plenty of give, so it's a lot more controllable than I expected. If you're after something substantial, this delivers.